i'm a politician, with ethics

but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee

i'm a preacher, and i'm perfect
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee

couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i fucking see

i'm a cowboy
in the city
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee

i'm a surfer
in the desert
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee

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i'm pregnant
on crack
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee

i'm a duck
in the land of kings
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee

[chorus]